i want a scene where all the teenagers are discussing the virgins theory with chris and stiles says that he’s the only one of them in danger and chris says “and allison” and they all stay silent and chris shoots scott multiple times with normal bullets
(via haletostilinski)
Do you ever think of the very real possibility that not all your friends will die of old age
(via i-will-die-laughing)
Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts.
Everyone. I mean it.
imagine if it was morning and the birds were chirping and you went outside and they all got silent and looked at you like they were just talking about you
(via starksglutenfreewaffles)
| Me to boy: | Wow, we got lucky! The last two, just for us! |
| Little Boy: | I know! *Then he starts staring in awe at the Avengers* |
| Boy's Mom: | Are you buying those for your little brother?" |
| Me: | No, it's for me, for college. |
| Mom *looking at me weird*: | But these bedsheets are for little boys. It's really not appropriate for a young woman, especially a college student. |
| Me: | Wait, so it's "appropriate" for little boys to sleep on top of hot grown men in spandex, but it's weird when a college girl does it? |
| Mom: | |
| Mom: | |
| Mom: | |
| Me: | Have a nice day, ma'am. And rock those Avengers bedsheets, little man! |
| teen wolf: | come to me |
| me: | no stop i have absolutely no interest in you whatsoever |
| teen wolf: | you cannot avoid me forever i am constantly on your dash and inside your soul |
| me: | no please i really don't want to watch you werewolves are dumb and there is literally no reason for me to watch a high school drama when i'm 2 years into college |
| teen wolf: | look inside yourself you know you want to know |
| me: | i just want to know what the big deal is i don't-- |
| teen wolf: | netflix is only one click away |
| me: | no please i really really really don't want to watch-- |
| teen wolf: | open a new tab |
| me: | no stop-- |
| teen wolf: | and expand your mind |
| me: | i-- |
